THE LIDL TRILOGY

part 1. OOPS

i piddled on lidl.

they left me idle,
tied to a bin handle.
the wind blew,
my bladder grew
desperate for a widdle.
so i went.

i left a puddle.

part 2. Love

jane went to his till.

i bet he has a big tiddle.
she whispered to marie,
on the day,
that she almost found,

love in lidl.

part 3. ME

i dont want to come
to the toilet
with you, camille.

she said on the day
i piddled...
not on lidl,
not on yer waddle,
tee hee
eek.

i piddled on me.

part 4 LIDL LIQUOR

dan says,
rum from lidl
tastes like tropical death.

jane says,
there was wine on sale
(at lidl),
with genu-wine spanish gold netting
wrapped round the bottle.
says she tried unwinding it,
to make jewelry
for her mom.