i put it on beaterator

bob played the swish hoop
amy played the all bran
jerry played the mangled feather
mama played with her antlers.
we put it all in beaterator
and i made a tune.

magnimonius, yes, but what does it mean?

it just means unusual.

magnamonius means, i think magnanimous means proud, but not being a twat about it.

ignominus.

ignominonus, i could never pronounce it--like a lot of things.

ignomines, shaun, what does it mean?

its like handbag, and keyboard in one, except it makes animal noises. they hate you for a few weeks, they bash the broom against the ceiling, thinking it was you that made the noise.

yeah, i wish dictionaries had a description like that one. now i really feel like i understand the word.

i love all the descriptions.

read all the descriptions.

which one sounds really unlikely... um....

i cut bits off the fronts of my hair so i could do this.
i'm knitting my hair into my scarf.
that way, i would always be warm.
why, if i were russian....

lets see your pout matt.

i dont pout.

lets see your pout matt,

i told you i dont pout.

tell me a joke matt.

i told you, i don't pout, and i dont tell jokes.

tell me a joke mark.

they shouldn't let people like you out.

who shouldn't?

they.

the they. do you know what they are doing?

i ARE they, what are you talking about?

i KNOW, but they still did this.

i am they.

that is beautiful, sharon. guts and misery.
knit me a golf shirt. for a line of clothing,

we have to have a golf ranged called GUTS AND MISERY?

i'll go with that.
only if, the tshirts can have photographic images of real flesh innards on them.