dining out at cafe fear

Welcome to Cafe Fear

Vegetarian dishes indicated by (V)

NEUROSES: Big enough to share
Giant Norwegian pines
Boeing 737 planes (V)
Nimbostratus baked pink

FEARS: Warning--SPICY!
Piles of manuscripts
Half-cashed musical beans
Words and thought buds (V)
Flashing letters (V)
Bluegreen thread

PHOBIAS: Ask your server about seasonal specialties
Firey tramps and wet dogs
Wind and warm seats on the train (V)
Obsession cologne and antibiotics
Coloured nails and plastic biting
Dust in glasses and gluey food
Garlic breath and tissues
Scalp itchers on public transport
Sticky counters & haircuts
Grasshopper poo in salads
Fruits that sweat
Oiled social climbers

DESIRES: WIth whipped cream, add 50p
shitty sidewalks
pitch-pine floors
dust under doors
scuffed shoes of whores
bloody foreign wars
stinking rotten bores
dreaded sunday shores