The Rules (see further posts for guidance)

1. if you're going to buy one bottle of wine, you might as well buy three. its a nice surprise.

2. If you skip a few pages and it’s still more of the same... might as well skip a few hundred pages. Escape the gory details.

3. are they dead? stick your fingers in. if they are still moist, then they're not dead.

4. if they're dead--then burn the roots.

4. Endless fun = play with them, eat them, and then play with the wrappers for hours.

5. Red and yellow make green.

6. Green and yellow make blue. duh.

7. mannequins always sleep on the left side of the bed.

8. It’s useless to hide from the taunts. For the headless, they are everywhere. the headless have a hardtime of it.

9. People tell us it is cruel, but NO! it is art.

10. We all suffer at least one diseased admirer.

11. Demand pure lies from the ones you love.

12. Life's great tragedy is the ideas that die in the morning.